When we’re young our parents embarrass us…
But there gets to be a point where we start to embarrass them…
hey i used to b uglier believe it or not
does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???
when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath
You know what? You just changed an aspect of myself I’ve hated since ballet class in sixth grade. Thank you!
*steals ur credit card*
hasta la visa